Guy Creates 9 Hilarious Animal Facts And Puts Them Up At The Zoo
Jeff Wysaski who goes by the name of Obvious Plant on Tumblr, decided that the normal animal facts just weren’t cutting it, so he took matters into his own hands and made up hilarious lies about certain zoo animals and posted them around Los Angeles Zoo – the results are Goddamn hilarious.
1. There’s always one and his name is Phillip – never trust a guy in pink.
2. Owls don’t get a lot of recognition. Except for making creepy noises at night time in horror movies.
3. Bears hate it when we turn around – our faces make them irrationally angry.
4. It’s instinct.
5. Keep one as a pet and you’ve got your very own ghost detector.
6. What’s with them always standing up like that all the time – seems suspicious.
7. Who wouldn’t fall for that?
8. This one seems suspicious – no one likes soup, not even sick people.